Kids write the damnedest things!
Jase's six-year-old son, Max, has recently started creative writing at school ... and it appears he has discovered some interesting ways of expressing his feelings.
What starts off as a sweet and innocent story, set on Ice Cream Sprinkle Island, suddenly takes a turn for the worst - and we don't know whether to laugh about it or be a tad disturbed!
Here's what his story said:
"One day McVeryBad came to Ice Cream Sprinkle Island and he tried to kill Jim, but Jim was too strong.
"Jim killed McVeryBad by punching him in the face and kicking him in the tummy."
As Bernie says, he's basically a young Stephen King!
Watch him telling Bernie the hilarious story above.