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The brutally honest baby cards every parent needs...

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Drive with Mel Homer & Jason 'JT' Tikao,
Publish Date
Wednesday, 17 April 2019, 4:51PM

You may have seen those parents on Facebook posting a picture of their newborn lying next to a baby card that says "7 Weeks Old!"

Well, how about these brutally honest cards?

Photo / theinappropriategiftco.com

For just A$29.95, each pack contains 19 cards to be used as a photo prop or keepsake.

The cards include:

  • Last night I woke up Every. Single. Hour.
  • I had my head banged into a door frame
  • I rolled off the (-change table - bed - couch)
  • A teensy bit of my finger got cut off while someone was cutting my nails
  • Nappy Explosion! It went (-up my back - down my leg)
  • Today I was referred to as the opposite sex
  • I screamed all day long for no reason (parents feel free to use this card too)
  • Ate (blank) off the floor
  • The brakes were left off my stroller
  • Today I learnt to climb out of my high chair
  • First visit to the ER
  • My first poo in the bath
  • Someone dropped their phone on my face when taking my picture
  • I was fed food that wasn't cooled down properly
  • I just vomited in someone's mouth
  • Dropped (blank) in the toilet
  • Got burnt by the car seat buckle
  • I just found my genitals
  • Today my parents are hungover for the first time since having me
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