WARNING - ADULT THEMES
There are a lot of things that Mel will do for her children, but it turns out that making noodles is not one of these things.
If you refer to noodles as being pornography that is.
A story broke earlier this week about how a group of mothers in the UK aren't happy with the pornography that their children were watching, so decided to direct their own.
"I have talked to my sons about noodles, and I've told them the way that noodles are eaten on the internet is very different to the way that they're eaten in real life," Mel said.
While this may seem like the logical thing to do in theory, Mel was more than grossed out by the idea of it.
"I'll do many things for my kids, I'll make them breakfast, I'll make their beds still, but I will not make them noodles."
"I think there are some things that I shouldn't know, like how many late like noodles they're actually consuming," she added.
What do you think of the situation?