The brutally honest baby cards every parent needs...

You may have seen those parents on Facebook posting a picture of their newborn lying next to a baby card that says "7 Weeks Old!"

Well, how about these brutally honest cards?

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For just A$29.95, each pack contains 19 cards to be used as a photo prop or keepsake.

The cards include:

• Last night I woke up Every. Single. Hour.
• I had my head banged into a door frame
• I rolled off the (-change table - bed - couch)
• A teensy bit of my finger got cut off while someone was cutting my nails
• Nappy Explosion! It went (-up my back - down my leg)
• Today I was referred to as the opposite sex
• I screamed all day long for no reason (parents feel free to use this card too)
• Ate (blank) off the floor
• The brakes were left off my stroller
• Today I learnt to climb out of my high chair
• First visit to the ER
• My first poo in the bath
• Someone dropped their phone on my face when taking my picture
• I was fed food that wasn't cooled down properly
• I just vomited in someone's mouth
• Dropped (blank) in the toilet
• Got burnt by the car seat buckle
• I just found my genitals
• Today my parents are hungover for the first time since having me